mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD




lesbianaunt:

Amy Winehouse photographed in London in 2004

omg this is stunning




*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break




youngblackandvegan:

Bob and the deli guy.

"im mostly straight"




fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING




awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby







abbeyisacartoonfreak:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

nobody tell him




tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec




katzmatt:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱

Omg

oh my god







woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that




lawhore:

#no offense but raw me from the back




thatfunnyblog:

True story




expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

damnirishs