Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
Amy Winehouse photographed in London in 2004
omg this is stunning
Bob and the deli guy.
"im mostly straight"
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?
nobody tell him
there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱
oh my god
whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out
so yall were gonna let me play myself like that